Buy me stuff

My sexuality is rich people
Me cheating on someone

Me cheating on someone

  • Boston gays in 1773: OMG YAAAAAAASSSS, spill that tea HUNTY!!!!
kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987, via tasmamamia)

spork:

strangenessmaster:

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato 

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