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My sexuality is rich people

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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(Source: meidosuji, via liveandbreatheonthepages)

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

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jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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